r/iamverysmart Top Posts of All Time [4]


XXXEmpoleon
XXXEmpoleon

6:03 In the 152nd vocabulary on of the most popular copies of the original Othello by WShakespeare, is hobby-horse You know, like whore

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greensporesixtyfour
greensporesixtyfour

That roxanne rendition had me fucking wheezing my lord Full version now you stupid bitch

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RandomPerson #314159
RandomPerson #314159

The imagined impersonations are on point

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Ro
Ro

Am stupidn’t

Vor 4 Stunden
Grant Ryder
Grant Ryder

Oh my god the Onion boy

Vor 5 Stunden
Boaty McBoatface
Boaty McBoatface

7:10 Time stops relative to you, but I doubt your simple mind could comprehend such a possibility. You need a very high intellect to understand these things, and it is such a burden for myself with an IQ of over 200 to explain complex concepts to the genetically inferior sheep such as yourself. Just stick to watching football and dulling your brain even further and leave the study of quantum mechanics to intellectuals like myself. That is, when I find the time after studying calculus for fun. *tips fedora*

Vor 6 Stunden
Dros
Dros

anyone else think that when he does his nerdy voice he sounds like Jeff from the cartoon "Clarence". It's uncanny

Vor 6 Stunden
Doggone It
Doggone It

I'm bad at mathematics even though I'm never caffeine deprived.

Vor 7 Stunden
Decidueye the ranger
Decidueye the ranger

I wonder why they are so smart but they dont relize IQ means practically nothing

Vor 7 Stunden
None ya Business
None ya Business

Funny thing is most of these people probably just look up all the big words before writing these tweets

Vor 7 Stunden
Hi I'm Bob
Hi I'm Bob

im fucking dumb

Vor 7 Stunden
Spotted Hyena
Spotted Hyena

A lot of literary magazines, especially small presses, follow anyone who has "writer" in their bio or who follows a lot of writers in the hopes that they will follow back out of courtesy or be curious enough to check out their profile. It says nothing about someone's talent or reputation. It's just a marketing thing. So not only is that guy an asshole, he's a stupid asshole.

Vor 8 Stunden
Noah Harston
Noah Harston

Giving a like 10 seconds in solely for the quality of that barbershop quartet intro. 10/10 actually did listen to again

Vor 8 Stunden
vinit chauhan
vinit chauhan

7:36 is a false conclusion and a simple Google search could have sufficed, he spent 30 minutes thinking about it but I doubt he spent 2 minutes looking it up before bragging about his intelligence.

Vor 8 Stunden
DANK MEMES
DANK MEMES

Vor 8 Stunden
3D RC
3D RC

Holy shit at 13:07 that kid was in my class ms singers in Jacksonville elementary I think it was room 31

Vor 8 Stunden
Anon Ymous
Anon Ymous

Spitfire is one word but go off I guess :\

Vor 8 Stunden
Colorora
Colorora

Okay but I’m yelling abt that fuckin “So u 18” LOOK @ THE DATES HE REALLY DID WAIT FOUR FUCKIN YEARS IM

Vor 9 Stunden
SpayceOfAdes
SpayceOfAdes

i absolutely hate everyone who ends up on that sub

Vor 9 Stunden
Drakk&Shotgun the absolute loser
Drakk&Shotgun the absolute loser

according to tests, i am smart. tests are very inaccurate and not a good measure of intelligence, for i am extremely dum.

Vor 9 Stunden
Mark Zimmerman
Mark Zimmerman

10:57 Shit, I'm 15 and I just saw the Godfather for the first time! I must be a f**king genius!

Vor 10 Stunden
Crazyswag 21
Crazyswag 21

7:44 Einstein already invented the theory of light staying at the same speed even when there is force on it. Basically, the light would never change. Funny how they think they are smart and "normal people wouldn't think about this," even though themselves have not figured it out.

Vor 10 Stunden
EviLLivE Gaming
EviLLivE Gaming

Your accents you use in your skits are hilarious and spot on! hahahah

Vor 10 Stunden
Jamie Cataldo
Jamie Cataldo

Get me a full version of that Roxanne parody ASAP, pls papa sorrow

Vor 11 Stunden
Rose Galaxy
Rose Galaxy

You can't get a legitimate iq test for free and if you can why did I pay $2000 for mine and two think of it as a box. You might have an IQ of, let's say, 120. So the box is 120 cubic inches, but if you're box is only 80 cubic inches full then it doesn't matter

Vor 11 Stunden
schnabeltier
schnabeltier

Dunning-Kruger effect doing it's thing again.... A real IQ test should be done by a trained professional and take more than 5 minutes. Those tests you see on facebook will give you ridiculous scores, usually too high. We tried one of those at school and my whole class had scores in the 140-50s. And even if what you did was a real, complete IQ test administered by a professional, a high IQ score does not mean you are necessarily more functional than someone with a lower score. My dad is doctor, speaks several languages, but he once accidentally drilled into his finger trying to build a shelf, because he was pressing his finger on other side of the board, where he wanted the drill to come through. He claimed it was to make sure he'd hit the right spot. Don't ask me why he thought that would work. I know mentally disabled people who are very talented in art, imaginative, skilled at crafting, empathetic, good with animals or plants etc.. Some really smart people are barely functioning in society, some much dumber people are successfull, because they have learned certain skills or they are good with people. A high IQ does also not mean that you know a lot, intelligence and knowledge aren't the same. A lazy person with a high IQ might know less than someone who spends a lot of time reading and learning. Those tests don't even really measure intelligence, they measure IQ. We can't measure intelligence, but IQ is the next best thing and accurate for most people. TL;DR: If you ever have a real IQ test done, don't think too much about your results. You can have a high IQ and still be a barely functioning dickhead, you can have a low IQ and be a nice and skilled person. And being the latter is preferable, in my opinion

Vor 11 Stunden
EdgyShooter
EdgyShooter

I think the only "curse" about being intelligent is understanding how fucked we all are and wishing you could pretend otherwise. There's no need to post that crap on the internet

Vor 11 Stunden
lint ⭒
lint ⭒

lol i know a lot of smart people cuz i go to a good school, and the only people *i* know that talk like this are the dumb wannabes. most of the smart people are depressed as shit and insecure and wouldn’t imagine bragging in any way.

Vor 11 Stunden
Blitz
Blitz

*You are the master of Reddit*

Vor 12 Stunden
Scott Short
Scott Short

IQ works like golf. My 90 IQ is a better score than those SHMUCKS with 150 IQ

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Innocent Gamer
Innocent Gamer

4:43 I'm pretty sure that's an attempt at describing allowing somebody to drive a car.

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Niamh-Creates
Niamh-Creates

She done go night night? *dead*

Vor 13 Stunden
L Scappatura
L Scappatura

If my eyes could roll any harder, they'd fall the fuck out.

Vor 13 Stunden
ironickarlito
ironickarlito

11:57 i tried for about three minutes straight to think of something to say about this but all i can say is that i saw Rivers Cuomo and i decided to leave a comment

Vor 13 Stunden
Biscuit
Biscuit

oh no 5:53 not Hibiki oh god no.

Vor 13 Stunden
MarbleSwan666
MarbleSwan666

IQ tests dont mean anything, they were started as an "are you mentaly retarded" test for kids

Vor 13 Stunden
Alex Benavidez
Alex Benavidez

I absolutely love the moments in your videos when your voice act gets interrupted by your own laughter. It genuinely makes it all the more hilarious

Vor 13 Stunden
HipsterPizza 333
HipsterPizza 333

High IQ doesn't mean you know everything I got a high IQ -won't say number- But i still get an F on math I mean,IQ is not magically giving you knowledge lol

Vor 13 Stunden
TheMagicalPinata
TheMagicalPinata

My IQ? SWIFTY-FIVE!

Vor 14 Stunden
Sir Yeeted
Sir Yeeted

how do you get a "perfect score" on an IQ test??

Vor 14 Stunden
TheHardback Reader
TheHardback Reader

I have a theasaurus, worms! Get on my level! MY theasaurus is a truly spectacular treasure chest, lined with gold leaf and filled with precious stones. Stupid people will NEVER even consider getting one. Sigh, makes me think about our poor modern day education system.

Vor 14 Stunden
yobro9000
yobro9000

THAT BOY WAITED TILL 20-FUCKING-17 that’s.... me when I play rune factory 3

Vor 14 Stunden
mikkel nyhuus
mikkel nyhuus

There are scientific geniuses and then there are experienced socialites. I prefer the latter, since they understand me, or they do not but are nice anyway. Please be the latter?

Vor 15 Stunden
James Redd
James Redd

I feel like half of these responses are from Miles Edgeworth

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Ink Riley
Ink Riley

Thanos belongs on r/iamverysmart

Vor 17 Stunden
Golly G. Golem
Golly G. Golem

* Tips fedora *

Vor 19 Stunden
The Royal Mermaid
The Royal Mermaid

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh quityourbullshit

Vor 21 Stunde
The Danger
The Danger

IQ is not an accurate measurement of intelligence

Vor 21 Stunde
A Barber
A Barber

What? I'm not very smart and I have seen people explain why being smart is bad (because people try to prove that they are smarter than you)

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thekindredspirit
thekindredspirit

The only time I get a high iq answer is when I take buzzfeed quizzes

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Glen Nevling
Glen Nevling

The best way to deal with r/iamverysmart people is to either 1) just say “you have a superiority complex” and walk away. OR 2) say “okay” and walk away

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MageBotR
MageBotR

4:34 you were just not smart enough. Uhhmhmhmhmhmmm🧐

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Lily PlaysYT
Lily PlaysYT

I have an high IQ of 28!! Smaeter then lots of you people! You dont have anything to prove your better then me! So you are ultimately stupid! Also who calls glasses "the equipment of the lenses"

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MageBotR
MageBotR

3:34 😐

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Lily PlaysYT
Lily PlaysYT

Bum bum bum bum NARCISSIST sing it Or die

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marcus geer
marcus geer

7:51 time dosnt stop when you go the speed of light, it only looks like it from the observers view point. http://www.quora.com/Does-time-stop-if-I-travel-at-the-speed-of-light-and-why (second answer)

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Rational Nonsense
Rational Nonsense

If you’re so smart then tell me, what are krabby patties made of if there are no cows in bikini bottom?

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Brendan Ha
Brendan Ha

Thinking about black holes for half an hour? I tried to comprehend 4-dimensional objects for a whole day!

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Danny the Street
Danny the Street

That i.q. one though.. " This is not just one of the"............ 😂😂

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ihavewords ihavethebestwords
ihavewords ihavethebestwords

i–i Is that supposed to be a crying face?

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Random Town Gaming and more
Random Town Gaming and more

If I jumped from these peoples ego and *to there IQ* *I WOULD DIE*

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MDev
MDev

what the hell is the background music in like all of your videos

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Vlad
Vlad

Their IQ must be real low to believe in online IQ tests.

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ratawang uwu
ratawang uwu

"IQ 152" *COUGHS* Sure?

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Square up thot or I'll catch your weave
Square up thot or I'll catch your weave

tђє ร๓คгtєรt קєгร๏ภ เร คl๒єгt єเภรtєเภ

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guiltladensoul
guiltladensoul

13:38 premature maturation? maturation before maturation?

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Constipated Bowels
Constipated Bowels

The Disco-guy znt entirely wrong!!...all dese clubs are discos capitalise on human stupidity!!...

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gigi duru
gigi duru

8:05 i bet that guy doesnt even know 80000 different words in any language

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Orteus
Orteus

Oh yeah yeah

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deneilbaker
deneilbaker

My parents always told me how smart I was but then I grew up and realized that they were liars

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Michael Senn
Michael Senn

Imagine how dumb average people are... And then imagine that half of them is even dumber.

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Sierra0052
Sierra0052

3:29 I couldn't focus because of big black dongus

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Kardz22
Kardz22

9:34 its spelled bestiality you idiot

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Benny Bumbles
Benny Bumbles

Their IQ isn’t high, THEY’RE high. On crack. Get it? No? Maybe? Idiot. Baka. Bagel. What? Never mind.

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Benny Bumbles
Benny Bumbles

Their IQ isn’t high, THEY’RE high. On crack. Get it? No? Maybe? Idiot. Baka. Bagel. What? Never mind.

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Petra wolf
Petra wolf

Im late,but at 3:16 he kinda sounds like Jack the ripper from the black butler.LOL

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Hui Hang Chong
Hui Hang Chong

dese people be the ones who reed a few boks and think they be doctors.

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Ren Isaac
Ren Isaac

*Onision has entered the chat!* *Everyone else left the chat*

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buttelf
buttelf

i lowkey want to hear a sorrow tv singing compilation...

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IK
IK

Their iq is so high that they try to boost their self-esteem online, by typing how cool it was that a random iq testing site showed them 3 digits. *Click* noice.

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Kidaru
Kidaru

I'm as smart as a potato.

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Michael Wittmann
Michael Wittmann

The sad part is that the "having sex with normal people is practically bestiality" is actually a quote from House MD... They literally just imitate him

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Clever Nickname
Clever Nickname

My grandfather had was a college professor with a genius IQ, but he never talked about it with people. Ya know why? *B e c a u s e p e o p l e w i t h a c t u a l g e n i u s I Q s d o n t b r a g a b o u t b e i n g s m a r t*

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s b
s b

That Latin thing...oh my god. Being a high school Latin student myself...if these ding-dongs were actually smart, then they would go look up and see where the word actually comes from, and not make up some bullshit story about 2 romans, that's just insulting to them.

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Billy
Billy

9:26 I need to stop watching these late at night, my laughing wakes up the neighbors

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Ironically Pineapple
Ironically Pineapple

Some of these people would actually probably be cool to be around if they were just more humble

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Leifen05
Leifen05

6:04 this guy is not very smart as I have an IQ of 176

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Illiterate Scribe
Illiterate Scribe

I thought “virgin” in Latin was Playerus Fortnitus

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Thereal2000
Thereal2000

You are correct, commentor. My advanced high IQ college studies in Latin have made this known to me... When Augustus writes of the Battle of the Beluris River he mentions hordes of Fortnitus enthusiasts who were all proud virgins in Gaul.

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angelaisacliche
angelaisacliche

Poe's law in action

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Csak G
Csak G

This is hurtful to watch

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ashtwelve
ashtwelve

They’re all anime profile pics...

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Fins and Fangs
Fins and Fangs

11:47 isn’t it 100? Not 90?

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Lunatic Programmer
Lunatic Programmer

Looks like some people put too few points into intelligence and too many into arrogance.

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Lunatic Programmer
Lunatic Programmer

My IQ is incredibly high and I have statistical evidence based on the student t distribution and f test that most of these posts are trolls. Not that your inferior mind even knows how to find out what those words mean.

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FallenOne87
FallenOne87

14:47 fucking dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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shell company
shell company

My IQ is over 9000

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Billergoid
Billergoid

Yo is Gunnthra that first guy's profile pic?

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Amber Howle
Amber Howle

Ofc theres an onision quote on here, who would've guessed

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gagan hk
gagan hk

Isn't Thesaurus a dinosaur??

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GoldenFT
GoldenFT

1:17 This dude actually asked again on the same exact day and same exact time even. Impressive.

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